the programme for the play wot i am in, is now being printed.
we open a week on wednesday ...

we've got another rehearsal this afternoon.
then just four more before opening night.

here's an extract from one of my speeches -

'you can't help wondering, and when i say you i mean one, and when i say one, i mean i - you can't help wondering about the fundamental doctrine of logical atomism, that the world is everything which is the case.  because at each moment, more and more is the case. so that, if the world is everything which is the case, then the world is in a state of continuous expansion, or perhaps more properly, in a state of continuously increasing logical density ...'

and that's just the first bit!

the play was written by michael frayne, who is also known as michael brain on account of him being so clever.

yeah, well ...