Ok! There seems to be some peer pressure in this neck of the blog woods to reveal ones true identity. So I'm finally coming out.

But I don't want you all stopping me in the street saying, "Didn't you used to be Grumpus?"

It's bad enough having members of my old sports club, complete strangers to me, clapping me on the back and saying, "I remember seeing you playing (insert stage character)... Ha! Ha! Ha!", and insisting on buying me a drink.

I'm in retirement now and despite constant requests to "make a comeback" I may never tread the boards again ... unless you insist, Dahling! :roll: